PokeCans

• Anonymous: Why don't you do a tutorial?
• Me: Because it would consist of me going "Once you cut it up, then you see what looks like parts and then make it."

oncovin:

These are my senior pictures. The bottom one is the one I used for my graduation slideshow.

I realized that none of my followers (apart from those I’ve friended on facebook or something) know what I look like. So I posted these to my personal blog. Enjoy. Also, yes ladies, he’s single. That kind of goes without saying.

#610 Axew (Made from a Mountain Dew Can)

I’ve always wanted my own URL Bar.

Okay, so that joke only works if you click on the actual post as opposed to your tab. It’s not really worth it, it’s just fun for when I end up going through these posts in the future.

Okay okay, now I’ve got music playing in the background. I can post. I found that Netflix makes these posts take an hour to write. It’s great and all, but you know…stuff.

I know I have more to report back to you than that. I’ve got a handful of orders I’m making in addition to preparing for Anime Iowa (don’t quote me on that, I don’t know which con it is.)

 As I may have mentioned in an earlier post, my former high school is merging with my former rival high school. This is dubbing us the ‘Tiger Hawks’ where I once stood labelled as a ‘Tiger’. I’ve spent the day creating the school’s new mascot. I’d share it with you, but I’m afraid of putting it online before it’s confirmed or whatever.

I’ve recently taken it upon myself to start playing the guitar. I love it. I really truly do. I’m not breaking any ground here, but I absolutely love music. And I love ‘fun.’. I don’t mean to hipster out, but I was listening to fun. since 2009. So… yeah. I may as well drop some song links.

Salt in the Sea

Mama Told Me Not to Come

Land Down Under

Those are the songs that have caused me to write some of my songs this week. I’m also learning Chinese.

Okay. For the third time. Get some sleep, drink some cocoa, be with friends, and smile when you don’t feel like it. 

Thanks for following and tolerating my pin again. You guys are great. You gals are great. You dogs on laptops are great. 

Also, thanks to all the people who have made orders to give this blog some content.

(Edit after the post: I realize this is a first world problem, but my TV just fell and is now broken. So if you’ve been on the fence about ordering a PKCN…there’s an added reason? Whatever. They’re $19 until the 26th and I appreciate your patronage.)

• Question: Omg I definitely love your creations! How can I order one and how much?! Can I request a certain Pokemon too? - ipandemicz
• Answer:

  Thank you. I’m going to exploit the well phrasing and anonymity of this question to use it as advertising. I know, but you basically wrote the script for me right there. I mean…look at it.

  Read the following in your radio voice: Thanks so much! Of course you can order one! Until December 26 they’re $15 (plus $4 Shipping). You can request any PKMN you want! Thanks for your interest!

illegibleineligibility:

idontfeelcool:

mettie7:

captainsbooty:

i understand now

i swear everyone on this website is fucking high

what the fuck just happened

w hy

how it feels to chew 5 gum

HOLY CRAP. I use those things.

(via syardis)

• Question: I just wanted to say that I absolutely LOVE your work!!!! All of them are amazing!!!! Keep it up!!! - mistressofthepanflute
• Answer:

  Wow. This is one for the record books. He’s going for the triple quadruple exclamation point, he’s got the first, and second, oh snapped his ankle off with the third. That’s going to cost him. Yep, it looks like the judges scored him so low they had to dress as paramedics and whisper it to him.

  But, seriously thanks. That’s a nice thing to say. I really liked your post with the 8-bit handhelds.

#354 Bannette

Happy Something or Other!

Here’s a Bannette I made for my dear dear @kimbaaa . She’s a sweet gal with a swell blog.

If you’re home, welcome home. Please take this brief holiday to spend time with those you hold dearest. We’ve not got long for this world. Tell someone you love them. Please.

I read about a great game I’m most excited to try out. It’s called ‘Go!’. I’m sort of a shy guy when it comes to attracting members of the preferred sex. The game is played thusly: You’re at a social gathering with a group of friends (or alone for the particularly bold), and you find the one who catches your eye to the greatest degree. Once your target is selected by one of your peers (or yourself), you have to WITHOUT HESITATION approach them and start talking to them. If you hesitate, you have to do 2 push-ups on the spot. It sounds like it will either improve my shyness or my push-up count. Win win.

In honor of our inevitable demise at the mouth of Quetzalcoatl, I’m having a sale or something. From now until December 26 (what’s life without whimsy?) PKCNs are $15 plus $4 shipping. If you need them shipped by Christmas to give to your significant other or your insignificant brother, I need to know ahead of time.

So I was writing songs last night for fun (not to be confused with ‘fun.’) and I came up with a story which turned into a scientific theory, and then turned into a potential religion. It’s pretty baller, I must admit. I can’t decide in which medium to transmit it, but I’m feeling either novel or episodic blog. Or skywriting.

Anyway, may your days be merry and bright. I sincerely wish upon you the happiest of days. A word of advice: It sounds simplistic, but if you catch yourself in a down mood, take a walk. I’ve never felt worse after a 20 min walk. Except that time I got lost and hit my head on a toilet. That reminds me of the time I invented time travel.

My friends and I were to see the Hobbit again tonight, but the facebook group on which we communicate hasn’t been touched in hours. Meh. I’ll watch some Sherlock. (Yeah, I added that. I wasn’t simply tagging the Hobbit, but I did forget that story in my narrative.)

Take care. $15 PKCNS. New episode of MLP. Also a picture of a dag balancing a ball. Thanks for following and reblogging, and for your kind kind words.

P.S. I pinned this post. Sorry if it messes with your flow. I always wanted to try it. I feel like such a big shot. Also I lit a cigar with a burning stack of Blockbuster stock. Not for me, my dog smokes cigars now. I know it will kill him, but he looks so dapper.

P.P.S. I started a personal blog. I’m trying to divorce it from this one, so if you want the URL, message me.

#382 Kyogre

Or 海 kai (ocean) and orca. And now you’re learning things. Good for you. Pat yourself on the shoulder.

I honestly hold that as one of my few life philosophies. Learn to get really excited over the small things. Like when somebody asks the date and you know it without thinking for very long, feel free to just say to yourself ‘I am the gatekeeper of time’.

Hey. Remember Kyogre? We had some laughs. If you’re like me (Like me, LIKE ME, like me, LiKe Me!1!, Like…me) it’s finals week for you. I have but one final left and I am very excited for it. I finished that sentence in autobrain mode. Sometimes when I write I just start thinking about something else and my hands finish typing in the most boring style possible. I had eggs for breakfast. No but that is a real thing.

If you have an iPhone, iPod touch, or an iPad, I encourage you to check out the app ‘Melodica’. I can’t stop playing around with that. It’s great. You hit some keys and it makes music and I like music. Speaking of music, Fun. released an iTunes Session the other day and it totally stands on its own. I paid for it. Yeah, I have the Internet and I bought music. Pat myself on the back there.

I should probably talk about PKMN or something. I’m checking out this Pokemon3D game. I haven’t started for fear that its a virus, but it looks neat.

I’ve started a pattern of training PKMN I wouldn’t normally train as of late. For 9instance, my White 2 version has an Azumarill named Aziz, and Arcanine named Arethra, a Lucario named Lucius, and Altaria named Aria, a Zoroark named Zander, and a Reuniclus named Ulysses. I like naming things.

Which reminds me. My friend, Megan and I have what some would call a band. Others would call it a fantasy, but we’re sticking with band. Anyway, it turns out the name ‘Valentigers’ is taken. That sucks because our high school was the Valley Tigers and it just merged so now they’re the North Tiger Hawks. So I pitched ‘Human Holiday’. If you have any good suggestions I won’t pick them because of the whole superiority complex but I’ll lovingly rip them off. (I hope the sarcasm came across in that sentence)

Mary, if you’re out there…you have a very generic name but a very pretty face. Tallia Mei, same message but reverse it.

Thanks for reading, looking at the pictures, and reblogging. Especially reblogging. Sometimes people haven’t seen these and they’re all ‘I’m glad this person reblogged that.’ And I’m all ‘Me too.’

• Question: Awesome! Would it be possible for me to commission something that isn't a pokemon? - mscarrots
• Answer:

  Absolutely!

• Question: Seriously your commentary is golden; basically it's as unique as your sculpting and makes me laugh my buns off. - spyroshy
• Answer:

  Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Because then she’d taste like sugar. Because you’re sweet. Forget it, it’s not worth it. Thanks for the compliment. You can me Vermilion. Because I’m blushing.

  Man I’m dumb.