PokeCans

#039 Jigglypuff  /\O_O/\

♫ Jii-ga-lee-ee-puff, Jiggalee-ee-puff ♫

Yeah. That took longer than expected. Not the sculpture. I meant Googling the symbol for music notes, making an ‘eh’ Jigglypuff emoticon, and hyperlinking the YouTube clip into the first couple of words that you can read on a post. I call this text the ‘vanity plate’.

Can I start off this rant of wholly unimportant things by praising Arrested Development? Great writing and setups. And seeing celebrities and future celebrities has never been more enjoyable. I especially seeing Howard Wollowitz before Howard Wollowitz.

What else? Oh! Those pictures were taken at my friend Ben’s apartment. Actually a bunch of my friends share it, but that’s Ben’s room. He’s playing Brawl, or as he calls it, ‘Smash’.

Tonight, I’m picking up my dorm a bit, studying a bit, and listening to MBMBaM and making a few more cans. If you have yet to check out MBMBaM, here’s a link to the most recent episode. That’s a really simple link, just ctrl+click and you’ll have the player in your tabset.

It’s a little bit blue, but we’re all adults, right? No? Well…we act like we’re all adults. We listen to mature entertainment. You know what? Nevermind.

Also! I like the album Not Quite Yours by Barcelona! Available on iTunes and Amazon. I especially liked the track Evermore.

And now some idiot has pulled the fire alarm. I’ll finish up the post quickly then.

Thanks for following and reblogging!

#004 Charmander (Professor PKCN’s Evil Laboratory Experiment)

Maybe not evil, or even interesting, but hey! Its tail is actually on fire! Huh? 

I thought it was fun. <PLEASE TURN DOWN YOUR STEREO> That was directed to my neighbors next door.

So, I’m going down for a bite and then I’m coming up again to watch more Lie to Me. I’ve finished season one of MLP:FIM, and I don’t start a season unless all of it has been released. Believe me, I want to. <THEY’RE CALLED HEADPHONES. I KNOW YOU OWN A SET.>

I’ve been cycling through my comemerative Burger King Star Wars watches this week. Today was Episode III. I rocked Darth Vader (with Helmet) today, and now I’m wearing the Anakin side, even though I consider it to be depicting Darth Vader as well. <WE GET IT, YOU LIKE MUSIC WITH A LOT OF BASS.>

This Charmander is going out to Alyssa. I hope you like it. I’ll throw in some more birthday candles.

Thanks for reblogging! Quip about how putting ‘clever quip’ was clever at first, but is no longer clever. <FOR PETE’S SAKE I CAN FEEL THE VIBRATIONS.>

#078 Rapidash

I was going through my archive (pronounces arch hive) of PKCNs pics. I found an image that I don’t believe I uploaded. If I’m wrong…woops.

Anyway, mi amiga, Tia, requested I make this one for her. She dug it. She done dug it good.

I’m still totes bummed that I lost the pictures for Joltik. IT’S SO FREAKIN’ CUTE. I’m still susceptible to the cuteness of things (pause for effect) that I made (Italics for effect).

I was very pleased with this Rapidash, and I’ve been commissioned to do another…only SHINY!!11!!one!!;!

I’d like to thank all of my followers. You are all such nice people. Only once have I received anything other than love, and he was drunk and apologized and bought me new shoes.

I’d also like to thank Kimbaaaa (sorry if I biffed the ‘A’ count) for ordering a Deino. I think it looks great and cute, despite how little black  a blue can of ‘Full Throttle’ has. I was really moved by either your consideration for what I wanted to make, or by our mutual love of Deino. Besties.

So here’s a dash of Rapidash. I swear on my life that was not intentional. I was going for ‘a sprinkle of Rapidash’ but is sounded weird.

Thank you for watching the kids! I know Derrick can be a handful.

If you are trying to reach me, you can use my ask page.

#059 Arcanine

This guy was a challenge. I harvested every bit of blue from the Sunkist can. Fortunately, this is what I believe to be the last of the ‘door photos’. Since then I have taken to photographing in the lobby of my dorm. Better setting, better lighting, better publicity.

Right now, I’m watching Scrubs and making a can. You know, the usual.

When I started the blog, it was a follow back blog, but then I fell behind. Now I’m all caught up so I can say once again…

For some reason, my hitting the follow button isn’t taking on a lot of you. I don’t know why.

Thanks you guys for reblogging! I’ll tell you what, if you follow me, I’ll follow you. Sound good? Good.

#257 Blaziken

Tumblr juggernaut, env0 ordered this dude from me. It’s made from a Fanta can and love. You would not believe how expensive love is at CVS.

It turned out pretty awesome. WARNING: ONCE YOU READ THE FOLLOWING YOU CANNOT UNSEE. I warned you. The way his claws are pointed makes him look like he’s doing the Mantis pose. Yeah. Yeah.

The way this one was cut was a total coincidence, but if you saw behind it, you’d see an almost perfectly intact Fanta logo. Fanta’s like the evil offspring of Sunkist and Sprite. Not for me. Maybe for you, but not for me.

Thanks for taking my brother-in-law to the airport, he really appreciated it. Also for reblogging, following, and loaning him cab fare.