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#123 Scyther

This is the first PKCN (official abbreviation) I made. It’s Scyther, as is indicated a few times.

So, I have crunched the numbers. I thought long and hard about each can sculpture I’ve made. It started in my room on 56, then to Randy’s room. My home base right now is in my dorm.

Ladies and gentlemen…Absol, my most recent post, was my 170th can sculpture!

Now that that’s out of the way, I’ll go ahead and give this post a respectable text.

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#123 Scyther (The Mother Can)

Ahh…the good old days. I made this one when I was going through a very sad time in my life. I had recently left a group of friends due to personal differences, and I was feeling pretty depressed (how awesome is this post?). I honestly just grabbed my roommate’s scissors and the hot glue gun I bought  from Menard’s and spent three solid hours forging this from a Mountain Dew can that my roommate drank.

I still have this can, despite having sold it in the past to my friend, Jimmy. I bought it back and replaced it with a replica.

I don’t think Scyther’s my favorite PKMN, but this is probably my favorite PKCN.

Anyway, the main central point of this post is…uh…I make sculptures out of pop cans, it’s my 19th birthday, and I’ve made 170 PKCNs to date.

Thank you all so incredibly much.

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#063 Abra

Abra took a lot of dedication. The head shape and size were the biggest factors. That is until I pierced the stand so he could levitate. In the process, I cut open my index finger. Abra is definitely up there with Raichu on my favorites list. But I think I would consider selling it.

Someone somewhere…ordered a PKCN and my Abra. Well I was looking at my Abra today when I realized that I still have it.

So if that was you, pokecans.com/ask me your info and I’ll get that to you.

Tehehe

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#009 Blastoise

My personal 2nd, 3rd, or maybe 4th favorite. I really like that Raichu. If my dorm got robbed, the first thing I would check for is that Raichu.

Anyway, I made this planning to sell it, but my roommate liked it so much that I gave it away in exchange for access to Netflix.

I thought it could use a reblog. What the hay?

#025 Pikachu

I was going through the original 151 and thought ‘Who is the most obscure of all of these guys? Who has made the smallest mark on the Pokémon world?” I came up with either Kakuna or Graveler.

Anyway, here’s the most huggable Pokémon ever! He’s adorable, he’s tough, and he’s…been sold to a guy who lives on my floor.

But that’s okay, because if I’m ever commissioned to do another Pikachu, I’ll do something special. Balloon Pikachu, Surfing Pikachu, or maybe even the lesser known Coal Miner Pikachu.

Thanks for reblogging and following. You’re the meaning in my life, you’re the inspiration.

#106 Hitmonlee

And…A KICK TO THE HEAD! I was having my doubts about this one, but then it turned out like this. I looked at it and I was all ‘I approve’.

This one has been swept up. Alex ordered it along with a Squirtle. As of this moment, I haven’t found a can of the proper hue to meet his request.

Do you read the text? Do you? Am I just filling up space between pictures? And now, I shall quote Les Miserables “I am agog, I am aghast! Is Marius in love at last? I’ve never seen him ooh and ahh! You talk of battles to be won, and here he comes like Don Ju-an! This is better than an opera!” Thank you, thank you. I played Gavroche my freshman year of high school.

Thanks for reblogging and following! You are a talented and lovely person.

#146 Moltres

Holy Pokémon League Flame! This one turned out amazingly. I’m charging at least a thousand dollars for this one. Any takers? Darn. Fine…

$1,000 (or best offer)

In all seriousness, this one is awesome. It’s distracting when I do homework. I’m avoiding having people over because of what happened to Zapdos

Thanks for following and buying and getting your pets spayed or neutered. Or, let that little ball of fur do want it wants. You’re a good pet owner.

#083 Farfetch’d

DUX, if you prefer. Has this PKMN been anything but annoying? In the anime, he was a punk thief. In the game, he had the worst nickname in nickname history.

But, he is adorable and if you mentally personify PKMN the way I do, he was a chill dude who could play the guitar.

Also, there has to be a leek spin video with Farfetch’d right? Hold on, I’ll Google it.

Yup! Bazaam.

As always, thanks for the fruit baskets. By which I mean following. If I haven’t followed you back, it’s because it’s not in your cards. Reblog, send me a message to let me know and I’ll follow you back. Wow that was a long one.

#150 Mewtwo

This cannot be…my destiny…Hey all! I’m alive and kickin’. I’ve got some new stuff for the queue, and I’m selling PKCNs left and right.

I am auctioning off Mewtwo. But not eBay style. I’m really roundabout. If you want it, let me know via question.

Thanks for reading, looking, and loving.

A follow of me is a follow of you. *wink (but not a creepy wink)