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#007 Squirtle (Version 7)

This post is very short. Here’s a video I cannot stop watching: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqKPe9w5bUs

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#007 Squirtle (Version 7, I think)

Man that’s a lot of Squirtles. Does anyone remember PKMN Snap? Specifically, the part on the mountain course where you had to throw apples in order to get Squirtle out of the water. I always felt guilty doing that. That and throwing rocks in the Safari Zone.

The brochures! Right. I live in a town almost as big as Clermont, our neighboring city of 600 or so. Anyway, I happened upon a brochure for Clermont. Don’t get me wrong, Clermont’s great and I love it, but there’s no denying that your have to be creative to enjoy it. The brochure was a tri-fold. On the bottom third of the first panel was a graphic and a statement along the lines of ‘There’s an ATM machine at the gas station for easy access’. No, I didn’t confuse any plurals.

That’s the quickest way I’ve found that illustrates the utter dull of smalltownsville. The thing I love about Clermont is its history. I hate history usually, but there used to be a brick factory and suddenly you notice that EVERY building is made of brick. Also, there’s a building (brick, of course) by the river that has a worn out sign that says ‘Power Plant’ on it. Considering their micro sizes, my hometowns can quite plausibly be PKMN cities.

Thanks for reblogging this post. I appreciate that you did that.

#007 Squirtle (Version 5 for Alex Somethin-er-other)

This is the Squirtle that goes with the Charmander from before.

Do any of you use Pinterest? Is it worth me investing my time into it?

How was your day? Not all of my questions are business questions.

My roommate, sweetheart of a roommate, made this intense mash-up of Inception music and WoW music. It’s not long, but it’s really great to stick in the background while someone is blabbering to make them feel epic and confident. Yeah, it seriously works.

So, I’ve made 8 PKCNs in the last few hours. I’, happy about that. I made a Mudkip that I’m uber-proud of, and if we hit 1400 followers tonight, I’ll let you see it now instead of in two weeks when it’s on the queue.

Thanks for checking out the song, and my blog, and the book from the library. My pervy friend, Luke, checks out books at the library. And I don’t mean he borrows them. It’s kind of weird.

#007 Squirtle (Version #4 with Removable shades for Brooks)

This little guy is going to the littlest big city. He’ll fit right in. If he walks inside, he can just take those shades off on a whim. Man he’s cool lookin’.

I’d like to take this opportunity to thank poke-problems ans queen-of-contradiction again for promoting my blog. You guys are epic nice for doing that. Did anyone else appreciate the rapid change of tone between ‘epic’ and ‘nice’?

I’ve got 7 cans to do before the second shipment goes out, and then you’ll have your cans. Please be sure to send in your moneys as soon as possible. I’m a little bit broke over here.

Kanth Uyo orf belorging dan owlfowing! I learly rappeciate ti!

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#007 Squirtle (Version 3 for Reddit user deathorglory)

I call it ‘Squirtle used SURF’. As soon as I finished Alex’s Squirtle, I got a commission to do one via Reddit. It was monotonous at first, but I got into it. Also ‘Psych’. I’m watching a lot of Psych. I know it’s lazily written and the mysteries are half-hearted, but it’s my guilty pleasure.

I plugged a follower counter on the blog site. It seems more honest somehow. So you all know I have 273 followers. And I have you to thank for that.

If you see any of my pics on a reblog, give me a follow, you’ll like what you’ll see. AND! And I’ll follow you back. High five, bro!

#007 Squirtle (Version 2 for Alex Gomer)

This Squirtle will survive. Actually, I just realized that because the guy who bought Beer Can Squirtle lives in an apartment, I can tell you HE SURVIVED! He’s safe, happy, and well out of reach of the University’s reach.

This guy is pretty big. I hate buying LaCroix because it is very bad tasting (ooh…very descriptive), but the cans are ever so usable.

Thanks for fowling and rebulging!

#007 Squirtle

I was walking home from No Shame (it’s a poetry slam kind of theatre thing), and I found a beer can in my dorm’s stairwell. I washed that puppy out, cut the crap out of it, and made me a Squirtle. Since making it, I have been informed that I have to dispose of it. Whatever, I like my R.A. and I’m okay with it.

So this is en memoriam of Beer Can Squirtle.